This we swear upon our lives or even death That we will not drink at all that devilish alcohol You may join us and check every single's breath But you'll see our edge is straight! Hooray, us jolly water playboys. Alcohol won't make us weary, we are always feeling cheery, Hooray, us sober water playboys. We're as fresh as one can be. When you live your life in peaceful harmony read and study all day long, never partake in beer pong, stay away from ill-behaving company, what a bill it all can be! Hooray, us jolly water playboys.,..