Mel. Yesterday, The Beatles
Birth control, All my troubles seem so far away When I’m going up my partner's hole Oh, I believe in birth control. Suddenly, there’s a shotgun hanging over me It was unexpected pregnancy Oh, I believe in birth control. Why, I had to come I don’t know, they wouldn’t blow I stayed in too long now I long for birth control. Syphilis, it all started with a little kiss now it hurts me when I try to piss Oh, I believe in syphilis. Leprosy, there are pieces falling off of me I’m not half of what I used to be Oh, I believe in leprosy I said please go down, They said, no, they wouldn't go, They stayed in too long, Now I long for birth control Periods, It all started with a little miss, Now we're stuck here with these fucking kids, Oh, we believe in birth control Chlamydia, They got it when they slept with Lydia, I am sorry, but I cannot pity ya, Oh, we believe in birth control Uh, uh